I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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