He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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