Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
