what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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