No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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