you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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