How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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