I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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