i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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I suffer from the same problem. Sober I can say no. If I'm drunk, my vag thinks for it's self.
Depends, no unzipping required
no big deal i just walked into school on my first day of classes with my pants unzipped in a crowed hallway, and sat in class for almost an hour before i realized. And i was definately sober. not the best moment of my life.
or he's one of those guys who likes to whip his dick out at parties when he gets shit faced
whipping your dick out at the right moment can often swing a game of beer pong in your favor
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
i think this "you're___" person might actually be someone very professional that must keep a serious demeanor during regular business hours..why else would he act like a total douche bag under anonymous circumstances??
Sure 4:38 I will take ur number and I will fly in and see you or I can fly you to me:)
I think she gets easy when drunk
I'm getting really bored of this site. Always the same boring shit. And this? Okay. Hilarious.
Then you'd go home with piss AND shit in your pants
I wish my zipper would only unzip when I was drunk and the chick was hot..........the zipper needs to be my conscience when I'm mangled
its all about drunk sex.
yeah and it can also get your ass kicked if you do it to your friends mom......
805: agreed..... thats all i need to say.
4:38 why did he kill himself? I don't wanna spend 2 mins with you and kill myself too.... you skanky hoebag
someone needs to patent that shit, like attach the zipper to a breathalyzer.
I dont get it bad night
My boyfriend just killed himself! So now I'm single, anyone want my number?
I like being raped
-loud birch in the middle
maybe that is a sign that you shouldnt drink.... or you should sit at home while you drink..??? or who cares drink all you want.. you might be a father by now!
Meh pussy is pussy cause there is always doggy style. Plus ugly girls go anal faster
or maybe HE has sex with ugly chicks when HE'S drunk.
for the last goddamn time. quit with the fucking "you're ____" asshole!
Mine do. It's patented so u make a prototype I sue ur ass into the ground.
You're would like me stop.
You're Fuck Off!