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  • I suffer from the same problem. Sober I can say no. If I'm drunk, my vag thinks for it's self.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Depends, no unzipping required

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:02pm
  • or he's one of those guys who likes to whip his dick out at parties when he gets shit faced

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm
  • no big deal i just walked into school on my first day of classes with my pants unzipped in a crowed hallway, and sat in class for almost an hour before i realized. And i was definately sober. not the best moment of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:40pm
  • whipping your dick out at the right moment can often swing a game of beer pong in your favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Sure 4:38 I will take ur number and I will fly in and see you or I can fly you to me:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:36am
  • i think this "you're___" person might actually be someone very professional that must keep a serious demeanor during regular business hours..why else would he act like a total douche bag under anonymous circumstances??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:05am
  • I think she gets easy when drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:04pm
  • I'm getting really bored of this site. Always the same boring shit. And this? Okay. Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Then you'd go home with piss AND shit in your pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:17am
  • I wish my zipper would only unzip when I was drunk and the chick was hot..........the zipper needs to be my conscience when I'm mangled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • its all about drunk sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:22pm
  • yeah and it can also get your ass kicked if you do it to your friends mom......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 805: agreed..... thats all i need to say. *

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:23am
  • someone needs to patent that shit, like attach the zipper to a breathalyzer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 4:38 why did he kill himself? I don't wanna spend 2 mins with you and kill myself too.... you skanky hoebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I dont get it bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:02pm
  • My boyfriend just killed himself! So now I'm single, anyone want my number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I like being raped -quiet guy -loud birch in the middle -eNJay guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:59pm
  • maybe that is a sign that you shouldnt drink.... or you should sit at home while you drink..??? or who cares drink all you want.. you might be a father by now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:02am
  • ***UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!****

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:39am
  • Meh pussy is pussy cause there is always doggy style. Plus ugly girls go anal faster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm
  • or maybe HE has sex with ugly chicks when HE'S drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:05pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:00am
  • for the last goddamn time. quit with the fucking "you're ____" asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Mine do. It's patented so u make a prototype I sue ur ass into the ground.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:32am
  • You're would like me stop. You're Fuck Off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:39am
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