He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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