question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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