My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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