Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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