You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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