put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.