Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You can make out without kissing
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