I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!