I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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