this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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