Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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