would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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