i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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