I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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