how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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