i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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