Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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