he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
