Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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