so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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