id be glad to
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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