Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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