You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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