sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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