How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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