Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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