Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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