He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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