do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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