My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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