If i come over, it means nothing
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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