when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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