just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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