I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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