haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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