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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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