this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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