And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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