She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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