I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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