when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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