Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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