Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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