Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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