Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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