I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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