I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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