i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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