I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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