Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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