these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
