We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Can I color on your dick again?
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.