you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.