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I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait. http://tfl.nu/wg99

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(705): View more from Ontario

he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me

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(705): he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me http://tfl.nu/ycl5

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

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(413): At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks http://tfl.nu/fbkp

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(732): so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house http://tfl.nu/3ust

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(626): View more from California

It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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(626): It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/eowy

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(646): View more from New York

Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(646): Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man... http://tfl.nu/jp6y

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(609): View more from New Jersey

LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.

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(609): LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. http://tfl.nu/49kl

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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(319): I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming. http://tfl.nu/9kx6

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(727): View more from Florida

pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....

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(727): pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club.... http://tfl.nu/k1jz

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.

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(828): I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know. http://tfl.nu/l3hv

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(804): View more from Virginia

We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.

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(804): We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt. http://tfl.nu/2b1c

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(619): View more from California

I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.

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(619): I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible. http://tfl.nu/efx0

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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup

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(619): I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup http://tfl.nu/dv60

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(318): View more from Louisiana

My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter

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I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.

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(318): My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter (504): Is this a considering it or regretting it text? (318): I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me. http://tfl.nu/wpzn

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly

(413): View more from Massachusetts

seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter

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(774): who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly (413): seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter http://tfl.nu/tftx

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