She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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