3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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